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Now, I'm not someone to normally write about Britney Spears. I would usually much rather keep Britney, as well as numerous other purveyors of fluffy american pap music (er.... I mean pop music) as far from my thoughts as possible.

After seeing the flap this morning about Britney's newly-shorn noggin, however, I just have to put my 2 cents in. And those 2 cents are:

1. It looks like Britney was going for the Sinead O'Connor look, but it ended up making her look like the guy in that Powder movie.

2. She also looks a bit like Cancer Boy from Kids in the Hall, or perhaps like the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins.

I'm expecting the media to begin speculating immediately that a combination of paparrazzi (spelling?) harrassment, the influence of Paris Hilton, and repressed memories of being brainwashed by the Disney Mouseketeer entertainment/child assassin juggernaut to kill foreign dignitaries and encourage other American children to abandon their ideas of living lives of substance in favor of subscribing to Disney's twisted vision of filthy children waiting in long lines with fingers up noses waiting for the next gut-churning ride on the spinning teacup, followed by a quick photo session with Goofy.

Thus ends this Saturday-morning rant. Awww, poor Britney.

Quick side note, though: What if Britney's recent decline is due to a Cruel Intentions-style plot between Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake? You know what I'm talkin' about... just saying.